Humor

Engelskt - kinesiskt lexikon

AMERIKANSK ENGELSKA: KINESISK ENGELSKA:
Are you harbouring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
Cigarettes are hazardous to health No Smo King
Could you please approach me? Kum Hia
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
He's cleaning his automobile Wa Shing Ka
How long do we have to stand here? Hao Long Wei Ting?
I am not guilty Wai Hang Mi?
I bumped into a coffee table Ai Bang Mai Ni
I do not deserve the death penalty Wai Hang Mi?
I don't like Macarena Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
I got this for free Ai No Pei
I thought you were on a diet Wai Yu Mun Ching?
Midnight television Program Lei Tshou
Our meeting was for next Thursday Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Pew! This bathroom stinks! Hu Flung Dung?
Please, stay a while longer Wai Go Nao?
Premature infant Tai Ni Bei Bi
Prices are too high No Bai Dam Ting
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Small Horse Tai Ni Po Ni
Stay out of sight! Lei Lo
Staying out of sight Lei Ying Lo
Stupid Man Dum Gai
That's absolutely great Fa Kin Su Pah
That's not right Sum Ting Wong
They are approaching us Hia Dei Kum
They are killing him! Lin Ching Gai
This is a long hallway Long trong gong
This is a tow away zone No Pah King
When is the bus is due? Hao Long Wei Ting?
You are not very bright Yu So Dum
You need a face lift Chin Tu Fat
You trying to save electricity? Wai So Dim?
Your body odor is offensive Yu Stin Ki Pu

Room service i Asien

Ett telefonsamtal mellan en hotellgäst och room service på ett hotell i asien som spelades in och publiserades i tidningen "Far East Economic Review" (bör läsas högt och på dålig engelska med asiatisk brytning)

Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."

Room Service: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Guest: "What??"

Room Service: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."

Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Guest: "I don't think so."

Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."

Room Service: "Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast". Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest: "No... just put the bother on the side."

Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."

Room Service: "Copy?"
Guest: "Sorry?"

Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."

Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."

Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Guest: "You're welcome."