|AMERIKANSK ENGELSKA:||KINESISK ENGELSKA:|
|Are you harbouring a fugitive?||Hu Yu Hai Ding?|
|Cigarettes are hazardous to health||No Smo King|
|Could you please approach me?||Kum Hia|
|Did you go to the beach?||Wai Yu So Tan?|
|He's cleaning his automobile||Wa Shing Ka|
|How long do we have to stand here?||Hao Long Wei Ting?|
|I am not guilty||Wai Hang Mi?|
|I bumped into a coffee table||Ai Bang Mai Ni|
|I do not deserve the death penalty||Wai Hang Mi?|
|I don't like Macarena||Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?|
|I got this for free||Ai No Pei|
|I thought you were on a diet||Wai Yu Mun Ching?|
|Midnight television Program||Lei Tshou|
|Our meeting was for next Thursday||Wai Yu Kum Nao?|
|Pew! This bathroom stinks!||Hu Flung Dung?|
|Please, stay a while longer||Wai Go Nao?|
|Premature infant||Tai Ni Bei Bi|
|Prices are too high||No Bai Dam Ting|
|See me A.S.A.P.||Kum Hia Nao|
|Small Horse||Tai Ni Po Ni|
|Stay out of sight!||Lei Lo|
|Staying out of sight||Lei Ying Lo|
|Stupid Man||Dum Gai|
|That's absolutely great||Fa Kin Su Pah|
|That's not right||Sum Ting Wong|
|They are approaching us||Hia Dei Kum|
|They are killing him!||Lin Ching Gai|
|This is a long hallway||Long trong gong|
|This is a tow away zone||No Pah King|
|When is the bus is due?||Hao Long Wei Ting?|
|You are not very bright||Yu So Dum|
|You need a face lift||Chin Tu Fat|
|You trying to save electricity?||Wai So Dim?|
|Your body odor is offensive||Yu Stin Ki Pu|
Room service i Asien
Ett telefonsamtal mellan en hotellgäst och room service på ett hotell i asien som spelades in och publiserades i tidningen "Far East Economic Review" (bör läsas högt och på dålig engelska med asiatisk brytning)
Room Service: "Morny. Ruin sorbees."
Guest: "Sorry, I thought I dialled room service."
Room Service: "Rye... Ruin sorbees... morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"
Guest: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
Room Service: "Ow July den?"
Room Service: "Ow July den?... pry, boy, pooch?"
Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
Room Service: "Ow July dee bayhcem... crease?"
Guest: "Crisp will be fine."
Room Service: "Hokay. An San tos?"
Room Service: "San tos. July San tos?"
Guest: "I don't think so."
Room Service: "No? Judo one toes??"
Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."
Room Service: "Toes! toes!... why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mopping we bother?"
Guest: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying "Toast". Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
Room Service: "We bother?"
Guest: "No... just put the bother on the side."
Room Service: "Wad?"
Guest: "I mean butter... just put it on the side."
Room Service: "Copy?"
Room Service: "Copy...tea...mill?"
Guest: "Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."
Room Service: "One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh, and copy... rye??"
Guest: "Whatever you say."
Room Service: "Tendjewberrymud."
Guest: "You're welcome."